One day, in a small military base in Rota, Spain, Navy SEAL captain Mike and members of elite task forces around the world were meeting to set up a plan to capture and kill Mahmoud Ahmadinejad when all of a sudden, a staff sergeant obnoxiously stumbled into the room, laughing uncontrollably. Mike got out of his chair, walked over to the sergeant, wrapped his hand around his neck and threw him against the wall yelling "What the hell is this all about?". The sergeant nervously replied in a choking voice "Sir… There’s a… Collection… Of what we think are… Protesters… Outside!" Mike let go of the sergeant’s neck and he fell to the ground, gasping for air. Mike then left the room to call central command to see what was happening. The phone rang in the air tower of the base and a controller picked it up. "This is ATC" said the controller, "What the hell is going on right now?" said Mike, "There’s a group of people dressed in weird clothes outside the base, I don’t know what military group this is, or if they’re protesters, but they’re firing cannons at the wall of the base! It’s not effective at all, but I don’t know what to do!" Mike hung up the phone, set off the alarm and had everybody on alert.
Soldiers lined up around the top of the wall, guns pointed, ready to go. Mike was setting up a plan with the elites when his phone rang, Mike hit the green button and said "Talk to me." "Sir, this is Lieutenant Wilson, hehe me and the boys are ready to fire, but I think you should check this out yourself" said the Lieutenant, Mike then hung up the phone, got in the jeep with the elites and told the driver where to go. The driver took him to the front of the base, which was a 50 foot high concrete wall with soldiers at the top ready to shoot. Mike and the elites climbed up the ladder and were warmly welcomed by Lieutenant Johnson. "Pleasure to meet you commander" said the Lieutenant as he firmly shook his hand. Without saying a word, Mike swiftly grabbed his binoculars and looked to see what was happening.
About 100 yards away, there were two collections of people, the one to the left was a group of people dressed like knights, waving swords, and shooting arrows. They were lead by some lady on a horse with what appeared to be a queen’s crown. The one to the right was a group of guys wearing colonial era Spanish military uniforms and posing with muskets. They too were lead by some lady on a horse, but she was wearing a military outfit and lighting the fuse to a cannon that was doing absolutely nothing to the wall. The soldiers couldn’t contain their laughter as the cannons and arrows bounced off of the 20 foot thick, steel reinforced, concrete wall. Mike called off the soldiers, grabbed a megaphone and yelled to them "Who the hell are you and what the hell do you want?" Mike then threw a megaphone over the wall and two men dressed in knight suits grabbed it and ran back to their group, where the woman in the queen’s costume took it and yelled "I’m Miranda, queen of medieval warfare" the woman commanding the models trotted over on her horse, took the megaphone and said "I’m Stefania, queen of colonial warfare and we order your group of modern militants to surrender."
TO BE CONTINUED!
