they announce women and children only, so men start dressing up as women. Then they run out of dresses, but have a bunch of other costumes, so they start announcing things like "women, children, and space astronauts only" and then "women, children, space astronauts, and cowboys only" and then finally "women, children, space astronauts, cowboys, and the stylized version of the complete Renaissance man" or something to that effect. I vaguely remember watching something like it as a child, and my father quoting it to me. Any help would e appreciated. Thanks!